Cute Sexy Funny Awful

Man with Squirrels for Hands (Ukrainian TV Commercial)

via www.youtube.com

My mom is going to love this.

Phallic Symbols at Denver International Airport

via www.youtube.com

This guy sees penises everywhere. via Metafilter

Happy Third Birthday, Maru

via www.youtube.com

My sister pointed me to this one.

Kitten Sleeping on Cable Modem

via i.imgur.com

US Map: Gay Marriage vs First Cousin Marriage

via i.imgur.com

Deer Crossing

via 28.media.tumblr.com

Captain Kirk's Bloodbath

via i.imgur.com

The Mystery Man at the Party from Lost Highway

Probably the creepiest thing I've ever seen on film. Lynch is a master.

Vigilant Citizens Across the Country Building Justice Sheds (@TheOnion)

Shelby Cross Instructs Viewers To Build "Justice Shed"

via www.theonion.com

One of the darkest things The Onion has done in a while.

Nyan Cat Had a Dream

via i.imgur.com

Gesundheit

via i.imgur.com

Cats Where They Do Not Belong

getoutoftherecat.tumblr.com

 

Kitten Dreams While Being Hugged by Mom Cat

via www.youtube.com

The cutest thing you've seen in weeks.

Eat More Potatoes

via sharerimg.com

A Large Woman in Lingerie and Fishnets on a Gurney Being Rolled into an Ambulance While Oompa Loompas Attend and Easter Bunnies Grieve

via i.imgur.com

Furry, furry grief.

Denny's Fried Cheese Melt

via i.imgur.com

I think I just felt my coronary arteries clench.

Winning at Carpooling

via winningateverything.com

I think the redneck side of my family used to do this.

Winning at Breastfeeding

via winningateverything.com

Ice Creem

via grammarbitches.tumblr.com

Missouri Tornadoes: Before and After

via chzdailywhat.files.wordpress.com

Same Height Party

via ingesidee.de

Via Reddit.

Also, I Will Shoot You In the Face

via www.passiveaggressivenotes.com

Take My Last Diet Coke and I Will Cut You

via www.passiveaggressivenotes.com suggested by Nas Paradas de Gegeu

Terra Cotta Planter is Watching You

via www.flickr.com

Cat with Fake Paper Buck Teeth

I may have posted this before. But it still makes me laugh. via i.imgur.com

Litter of Kittens Doesn't Quite Understand the Litter Box Concept

via i54.tinypic.com

In-Flight Planking

via i.imgur.com

Hipster Cat is an Atheist

via t.qkme.me

Sheltering Suburban Mom Meme

 

via t.qkme.me

Apple Jackets

via www.curiosityshoppeonline.com

You don't want your apple to get cold, do you?

Best Wishes Suzanne, and Then, Underneath That, We Will Miss You

via cache.gawker.com

A Strip of Bacon Taped to a Cat

via s3.amazonaws.com

Serious Baby Doesn't Think You're Funny

via www.quickmeme.com

Serious Baby is Seriously Pissed

via www.quickmeme.com

Scaredy Cat

via i.imgur.com

Beehive in Chimney

via imgur.com

From Reddit.

Pantera?

via t.qkme.me

Rapture Ready? Give Everything to the Red Cross

via i.imgur.com

Found on Reddit.

That's So Takei

via www.youtube.com

George Takei is an extraordinary man with an extraordinary life and he gets more awesome with each passing year.

Alpaca Before and After Shearing

via i.imgur.com

Do You Want This Octopus to Have Fewer Legs?

via i.imgur.com

Mollie, the Most Incredibly Lifelike Orangutan Toddler Ever

via i.imgur.com

Awful ABC News Headline

via i.imgur.com

Sea Otters Sleeping, Holding Hands

via i.imgur.com

'To keep from drifting out to sea when resting and eating, sea otters hold hands or wrap themselves in kelp.'

Forever Alone (Sapphic Edition)

via i.imgur.com

King Size Bed (Forever Alone)

via imgur.com

Mahboobeh

via i.imgur.com

Turkey Knocks Child Over

via i.imgur.com

Disney Princesses as The Seven Deadly Sins

full gallery at chill07.deviantart.com

Via Gawker.

Jesus vs Batman

via www.blogcdn.com

Funny and blasphemous. Click for full size.