Cute Sexy Funny Awful: July 2010

Placenta Teddy Bear

Yes of course. By all means.

via www.inhabitots.com

"‘Twin Teddy Kit’ ‘celebrates the unity of the infant, the mother and the placenta,’ and enables preparation of the placenta so it may be transformed into a teddy bear. The placenta must be cut in half and rubbed with sea salt to cure it. After it is dried out, it is treated with an emulsifying mixture of tannin and egg yolk to make it soft and pliable. Then, you craft it into a teddy bear."

Jul 28, 2010 4:27:04 AM

Chicken Pot π

via rlv.zcache.com

Jul 27, 2010 8:04:16 PM

Turtles All the Way Down

via i.imgur.com

Jul 27, 2010 7:58:20 PM

Blood Engorged Tick

via www.youtube.com

Jul 27, 2010 7:25:53 PM

Tool to Unclog Your Drain 2

via www.youtube.com

Jul 27, 2010 7:22:25 PM

Tool to Unclog Your Drain

Jul 27, 2010 7:19:36 PM

Balanced Dinner

via i.imgur.com

Jul 23, 2010 7:29:46 AM

Fred Phelps vs Comic-Con

via www.comicsalliance.com

America's sweetheart, Fred 'God Hates Fags' Phelps, and his band of merry bigots tried to picket the San Diego nerd-fest Comic-Con. They were met with some stiff competition.

Jul 23, 2010 6:01:38 AM

Firefighters had to cut a hole in the roof of a house to extract the body of a 79-year-old woman who was trapped inside her garbage-filled home Monday night in Skokie. Firefighters broke the front door of the home and crawled through the garbage and found the body of Davis in the middle of the home, resting on debris piled about a foot from the ceiling, Skokie deputy fire chief Barry Liss said. But realized they could not remove Davis' body without sawing through the roof.

via www.pioneerlocal.com

Jul 21, 2010 12:02:27 PM