Cute Sexy Funny Awful: January 2010

I wish I knew how to draw so I could produce stuff like this.

Jan 28, 2010 12:05:19 PM

Australia Bans the A-Cup

Austalia's prude-powered crackdown continues...

Rounding up magazines from corner shops and filling stations, [Australia] Senator Joyce claimed that publications featuring small-breasted women were encouraging paedophilia. The result of this campaign is now visible in the decisions being made by the Australian Classification Board, which is beginning to apply RC (refused classification) categories to such material, as opposed to the previous X-rating. According to Fiona Patten, Convenor of the Australian Sex Party: "We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size.

via www.theregister.co.uk

Jan 28, 2010 10:37:59 AM

iPad Hacks

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Jan 28, 2010 10:05:19 AM

Shake Weight for Men

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Jan 26, 2010 9:16:01 PM

At-Home PhD Simulator

The At-Home PhD Simulator

Give a $30,000 donation to the university of your choice, on your credit card.

Go to the library and write. Write pages and pages. Every time you reach 50 pages, burn all of them. Repeat for several years.

Take out an ad in Craiglist for someone to pretend to be your advisor. Set up periodic meetings with them where they read your drafts and give you the exact opposite of the advice they gave you three months ago.

Adjunct a course at your local college. Give lots of written work. Submit everything you get to one of the online plagiarism detectors. Despair for humanity.

After ten years, throw a dart at a map. Move where ever it lands for the rest of your life.

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Jan 26, 2010 12:06:25 PM

George Lucas's Poster to James Cameron

When Titanic beat the Star Wars box office records:

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Jan 26, 2010 10:51:58 AM

Beef Cake

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Jan 26, 2010 9:44:25 AM

Sea Horse

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Jan 26, 2010 9:41:29 AM

Longest Ride Home EVAR

Michael Lynche (a.k.a. Big Mike) was reportedly told to pack his bags after his father revealed to his local Florida paper, The St. Petersburg Times, that Michael had made the top 24 — a violation of Idol rules requiring the singers and their families to keep the Hollywood week results quiet until they’re broadcast.

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Jan 25, 2010 6:11:32 PM

Potathong

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Ron saw this at the liquor store nearby.

Jan 25, 2010 4:43:22 PM

Lunch Notes from Your Spouse

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Jan 25, 2010 4:19:59 PM

How to Use a Semicolon

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Jan 25, 2010 1:50:35 PM

AMAZING: Dolphins Use Mud-Ring as Net

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You must watch this right now.

Jan 25, 2010 12:51:52 PM

Pizza Hut at Giza

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Jan 24, 2010 1:18:34 PM

Male Villain Seeking Female Arch-Enemy

I'm looking for a deadly vixen to do battle with on a weekly basis. We could meet in parks, rooftops, on the top of a moving train, on top of a moving truck, on top of anything really. My last arch-enemy found a new villain to fight when she decided beating me was too easy =(. I'm looking for someone strong, but not too strong. If you're about Buffy strong, you're too strong, but if you're about Sailor Mercury strong, that's too weak... Should we ever have a common greater foe, I'm all for teaming up, but just that one time. Please respond soon, I'm so out of practice.

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Jan 23, 2010 11:57:11 AM

How to Hug a Baby

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Jan 23, 2010 11:48:59 AM

Human Bed-Warmers at Holiday Inn

Frigging nasty:

If requested, a willing staff-member... will dress in an all-in-one fleece sleeper suit before slipping between the sheets. The bed-warmer is equipped with a thermometer to measure the bed's required temperature of 20 degrees Celsius (68 Fahrenheit). Holiday Inn said the warmer would be fully dressed and leave the bed before the guest occupied it. They could not confirm if the warmer would shower first, but said hair would be covered. She could not explain why the beds were not being warmed by hot water bottles or electric-blankets, but admitted the human method was quirky.

This is not buzz marketing. This is gross, cringe, I-paid-for-a-clean-bed-and-you've-had-The-Help-sleeping-in-it? nasty.

via www.reuters.com

Jan 22, 2010 3:55:58 PM

LOST: Oceanic Flight 815 Crash in Real Time

Jump to about 5 minutes in.

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Editing together the various points of view of the opening plane crash from LOST edited '24' style.

Jan 22, 2010 10:08:33 AM

Why Firefox Runs So Slow Lately

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Jan 22, 2010 9:26:18 AM

Rabbit Wearing a Kilt

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Jan 22, 2010 9:22:01 AM

Ad for the Van Gogh Museum

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Jan 21, 2010 10:53:52 PM

Does He Look Like a B****?

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Jan 21, 2010 10:52:41 PM

New Sex Position to Try This Weekend

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Jan 21, 2010 10:50:41 PM

Peekaboo Toilet

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Jan 21, 2010 10:46:37 PM

Hover Bunnies Are Here

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Jan 21, 2010 9:50:05 PM

Hot Dogs and AIDS

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Jan 21, 2010 2:12:15 PM

Best Handicap Parking Permit Ever

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Jan 21, 2010 12:31:00 AM

Rare Pygmy Rabbit

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Jan 20, 2010 10:45:54 PM

Dwayne Johnson in Muscle & Fitness Magazine

Haven't posted anything in the 'sexy' category in a long time. But I figure women and men can all agree that Dwayne Johnson is one sexy MF.

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Jan 20, 2010 5:46:20 PM

NYT Fattens Up Mad Men's Christina Hendricks

The NY Times has now replaced the image, saying: "The photo was slightly distorted inadvertently due to an error during routine processing." Take that for what it's worth. This is a screenshot taken prior to the replacement.

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Jan 20, 2010 4:21:14 PM

Spampersand

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Jan 20, 2010 4:16:35 PM

Bigotball

A new professional basketball league called the All-American Basketball Alliance (AABA) sent out a press release on Sunday saying that it intends to start its inaugural season in June, with teams in 12 U.S. cities. However, the AABA is different from other sports leagues because only players who are “natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league.” AABA commissioner Don “Moose” Lewis insists that he’s not racist, but he just wants to get away from the “street-ball” played by “people of color” and back to “fundamental basketball.”

via thinkprogress.org

Jan 20, 2010 4:15:56 PM