What if the lyrics were replaced with what was happening in the video?
Stung, yet triumphant. http://blog.ounodesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/beesting.jpg
Reddit readers then came up with:
"When the sharp pain shooting through Lisa Strong's back got worse, she thought it was another kidney stone and expected the discomfort to pass. This time was different. Through a series of mistakes, miscommunications and misdiagnoses, she wound up having her arms and legs amputated. She sued the doctors, who essentially blamed one another for what everyone involved agrees were profound errors. Everyone except the jury that ruled against Strong." http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30999530/
I get tons of spam email at work everyday and it is usually incredibly pointless but FINALLY something hawt shows up and since dealing with spam is a part of my workflow, blogging this is completely acceptable (if not then I'M ON BREAK). I need to post more sexy things here and enlist some of my hetero brethren to send me hot babes (and my hetero sistren to submit images well - oh and my sapphic sistren/womyn/grrls). Subject line: Studs N Buds from Rough Rider Ranch dot com.
This owl is exactly what it seems.
"There will be virtually nothing left to fish from the seas by the middle of the century if current trends continue, according to a major scientific study. Stocks have collapsed in nearly one-third of sea fisheries, and the rate of decline is accelerating."
A cockbib is exactly what it sounds like. A 'bib' to assist in clean-up after a trip 'downtown'. But where a lobster bib is really for the diner more than the lobster, the cockbib is much more geared towards the knob and not the knobster. A clean-freak invented the cockbib so men won't have to do anything advanced like have a wet wash cloth nearby or get up and maybe take a shower after a deed has been done. I think everyone would agree that given how amazing sex of all kinds and configuration feels, the post-afterglow feeling of 'I need a rinse' is universal. Luckily the cockbib is here to help. The Jeze-gals took the Cockbibs Coalition to task to hilarious effect.
I really hope this is satire.
"A 23-year-old Auckland mother who lost 45kg in eight months by drinking nothing but energy drink Red Bull says she has ongoing health problems because of the diet. Brooke Robertson told the Herald on Sunday she shrank from 105kg to 60kg drinking nothing but 10 to 14 cans a day, often accompanying them with nothing more than a handful of dry Honey Puffs."
8 puppies are brought to the house of a sociopathic middle class family. They eliminate one dog a week until they have their favorite. The 'loser' dogs are given to other families.
Leader of the Pack on HGTV. I'm all of emotionally abusing adult humans for commercial gain but this is gross.
A local Fox affiliate reveals the top sexting codes:
http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/news/fox_5_links/Top_50_Text_Acronyms_Parents_Should_Know_052009You think I'm joking:
"A child demonstrates the PediSedate, which gently sedates youngsters by
administering anaesthetic nitrous oxide gas through a headset as they play
computer games on handheld consoles"
"Besides the fact that the whole thing seems to have been dipped in Pepto Bismol and that it includes its own super sleek carrying case, Ouija For Girls comes with suggested questions. Why? Well, apparently girls can't be trusted to ask the right questions of the demons and spirits surrounding them at all times." [link]
From the blog, Living Life Abundantly - this completely stupid, cruel sentence handed out for stealing ten dollars. By this measure Bernie Madoff should be fired into the sun.
http://marenda.biz/2009/04/04/injustice-in-mississippi-double-life-sentence-over-10/Googled and found some pics!
pic http://insequential.wordpress.com/2007/10/27/a-mouse-riding-a-cat-riding-a-dog/
http://www.indianpad.com/story/70882
http://www.brendasblogfromparaguay.com/2009/04/dog-cat-rat-for-wordful-wednesday.html
From Flickr user jorgerendonalverdi/ at http://www.flickr.com/photos/jorgerendonalverdi/3536361507/
sent in by Twitter user Dan Morelle
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