Cute Sexy Funny Awful

Cat Actually Makes NOM NOM Sound

Total Eclipse of the Heart (Literal Video Edition)

What if the lyrics were replaced with what was happening in the video?

Bad Seed Eyes Tasty Mommy-hand

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2006/01/cellogirl.jpg

Kitty Versus Bee, Bee Wins

Stung, yet triumphant. http://blog.ounodesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/beesting.jpg

Reddit readers then came up with:

 

1430 Calories per Serving

http://www.baskinrobbins.com/Nutrition/product.aspx?Category=Beverages&id=BV230

Go in for Kidney Stone, All Limbs Amputated

"When the sharp pain shooting through Lisa Strong's back got worse, she thought it was another kidney stone and expected the discomfort to pass. This time was different. Through a series of mistakes, miscommunications and misdiagnoses, she wound up having her arms and legs amputated. She sued the doctors, who essentially blamed one another for what everyone involved agrees were profound errors. Everyone except the jury that ruled against Strong." http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30999530/

Sexy Inbox Hunk

I get tons of spam email at work everyday and it is usually incredibly pointless but FINALLY something hawt shows up and since dealing with spam is a part of my workflow, blogging this is completely acceptable (if not then I'M ON BREAK). I need to post more sexy things here and enlist some of my hetero brethren to send me hot babes (and my hetero sistren to submit images well - oh and my sapphic sistren/womyn/grrls). Subject line: Studs N Buds from Rough Rider Ranch dot com.

Cat Grows Wings

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30967440/

Parenting Fail

http://failblog.org/2009/05/26/parenting-fail-10/

Cock Fruit Salad in Lite Syrup

http://www.flickr.com/photos/[email protected]/3388342428/sizes/l/

How to Tell if Your Son is Gay (Yahoo Answers)

 http://brennn.tumblr.com/post/114600081/johnnyfive

Ultimate Party Machine

http://imgur.com/KSizQ.jpg

Giant Earthworm

http://icanhashappy.com/?p=2448

'The Spice Must Flow' Says Dune Cat

http://www.flickr.com/photos/wraithtdk/2791669297/sizes/o/

Murderous Bear Puppet

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tpvwLWT7oKQ/SRYJPjAKvEI/AAAAAAAAAN4/J-usfWiJ33M/s400/with-my-bear-hands.gif

KFC No Longer Permitted To Use Word 'Eat' In Advertisements

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/kfc_no_longer_permitted_to_use?utm_source=a-section

Supercute Malay Eagle Owl

This owl is exactly what it seems.

Client Vendor Relationships Video

Much funnier than you'd think:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2a8TRSgzZY

Giant Coconut Crab

http://funster.us/2009/05/giant-coconut-crab-largest-terristrial-arthropod/

They Both Knew It Would Never Work

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2167/2094353581_4ce51fcb4c_o.jpg

Imperial Stormtrooper Rides Chipmunk

http://www.flickr.com/photos/powerpig/2878681351/sizes/l/in/set-72157607996040207/

Jesus Has Two Daddies

http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/NA-AX888_PROP8u_G_20090525214537.jpg

50 Years for Ocean's Fish Supply

"There will be virtually nothing left to fish from the seas by the middle of the century if current trends continue, according to a major scientific study. Stocks have collapsed in nearly one-third of sea fisheries, and the rate of decline is accelerating."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6108414.stm

Daddy's Little Zombie Killer

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j238/foxhack/Other/20090407.jpg

Deer at Arlington Cemetery

Completely not sexy, awful or funny - maybe cute but more solemn - but totally captivating.

You Don't Want to Know About Cockbibs

A cockbib is exactly what it sounds like. A 'bib' to assist in clean-up after a trip 'downtown'. But where a lobster bib is really for the diner more than the lobster, the cockbib is much more geared towards the knob and not the knobster. A clean-freak invented the cockbib so men won't have to do anything advanced like have a wet wash cloth nearby or get up and maybe take a shower after a deed has been done. I think everyone would agree that given how amazing sex of all kinds and configuration feels, the post-afterglow feeling of 'I need a rinse' is universal. Luckily the cockbib is here to help. The Jeze-gals took the Cockbibs Coalition to task to hilarious effect.

I Hope She Said 'Porkchop'

Boston Police Twitter the Zombie Apocalypse

http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/5/22/12/boston-police-zombie-defense-26553-1243010545-4.jpg

Snuggie, Slanket and Now The Wearable Towel

I really hope this is satire.

Lose Weight Fast on Red Bull Diet (Heart Attack Included)

"A 23-year-old Auckland mother who lost 45kg in eight months by drinking nothing but energy drink Red Bull says she has ongoing health problems because of the diet. Brooke Robertson told the Herald on Sunday she shrank from 105kg to 60kg drinking nothing but 10 to 14 cans a day, often accompanying them with nothing more than a handful of dry Honey Puffs."

Abstinence for Ugly People

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http://cowbird.110mb.com/185/premarital.png

Jenga for Femme Bots

http://imgur.com/42gkx.jpg

Swine Flu Hits Hundred Acre Wood

http://www.thefiledump.net/showfile.php?id=28096

Hold Still, I'll Get It

 http://imgur.com/h82d1.jpg

Pregnant Woman Advertises Bachelorette Parties at Shooting Range

Oh Kentucky!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/francopoli/3554928514/sizes/o/

Narwhal and Unicorn Venn Diagram

http://imgur.com/dpa6a.jpg

Sign at Diner

http://i688.photobucket.com/albums/vv246/observer121/IMG00106-20090522-1045.jpg

Emotionally Abusing Dogs for Fun and Profit

8 puppies are brought to the house of a sociopathic middle class family. They eliminate one dog a week until they have their favorite. The 'loser' dogs are given to other families.

Leader of the Pack on HGTV. I'm all of emotionally abusing adult humans for commercial gain but this is gross.

Ellen DeGeneres Commencement Speech at Tulane

Well, FMLTWIA and Call Me Sally!

A local Fox affiliate reveals the top sexting codes:

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/news/fox_5_links/Top_50_Text_Acronyms_Parents_Should_Know_052009

Sedating Your Children is Easy with PediSedate

You think I'm joking:

"A child demonstrates the PediSedate, which gently sedates youngsters by administering anaesthetic nitrous oxide gas through a headset as they play computer games on handheld consoles"

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/picturesoftheday/5355170/Pictures-of-the-day-20-May-2009.html

Ouija for Girls

"Besides the fact that the whole thing seems to have been dipped in Pepto Bismol and that it includes its own super sleek carrying case, Ouija For Girls comes with suggested questions. Why? Well, apparently girls can't be trusted to ask the right questions of the demons and spirits surrounding them at all times." [link]

Worse Brand Name for Clothespins Ever

http://imgur.com/d5azd.jpg

Unnecessary Math

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/8641/sign2x.jpg

Mississippi Justice: Steal $10, Double Life Sentence, Lose Your Kids

From the blog, Living Life Abundantly - this completely stupid, cruel sentence handed out for stealing ten dollars. By this measure Bernie Madoff should be fired into the sun.

http://marenda.biz/2009/04/04/injustice-in-mississippi-double-life-sentence-over-10/

Cruel, Elegant, Ex-Boyfriend Vengeance

Click for the full-size:

 

http://imgur.com/oxijg.png

Man Saves Ducks From Ledge

A Mouse Riding a Cat Riding A Dog

I am so glad I found this Flickr video. We saw this over the weekend near Union Square (San Francisco) and I knew no one would believe me. So glad to find the video:

Googled and found some pics!

pic http://insequential.wordpress.com/2007/10/27/a-mouse-riding-a-cat-riding-a-dog/

http://www.indianpad.com/story/70882





http://www.brendasblogfromparaguay.com/2009/04/dog-cat-rat-for-wordful-wednesday.html

Biblical Fallacy Cheatsheet

Click for full size:

http://www5.picturepush.com/photo/a/1741723/img/1741723.gif

Escher Sketch

From Flickr user jorgerendonalverdi/ at http://www.flickr.com/photos/jorgerendonalverdi/3536361507/

sent in by Twitter user Dan Morelle