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Mentosexual

I've saved money by becoming a Mentosexual, which is someone who, upon exiting the shower, rubs wintergreen breath mints all over his body.

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Altering Cheap Paintings from Thrift Stores

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Police Put Clothes on Nude Snowwoman After Anonymous Complaint

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Plant Galls

"They appear as if from nowhere. A previously healthy looking plant suddenly has an abnormal growth protruding from it. Some are hideous and some strangely beautiful but they leave the plant looking as if it has been invaded by miniature aliens. And in a way that’s exactly what has happened."

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A Trailer for Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever

Saw this buzzing on Metafilter and on Reddit earlier. They are missing obligatory WWII/Holocaust reference that guarantees Oscar gold.

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Tim Burton's Secret Formula

'Stacy, do you have any white makeup left over from our last movie?'

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OMG Cholesterol

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Daisy's Blister

Daisy recently had her tattoo removed with the power of LASERBEAMS and now has lovely blisters to lance.

Also: for the record: there was not a plain M&M housed beneath the blister. Very disappointing. There was, however, a tiny prayer bead.

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How Justin's Dad Lost Weight

"I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing. How the fuck you think, son? I exercised."

via shitmydadsays on twitter.com