Cute Sexy Funny Awful

Trent Reznor with Aretha Franklin's Inauguration Hat

 

Cute Rodent in Wine Glass

via cuteoverload.com

Funny furry thing.

Ophelia is a Conehead

via opheliadog.typepad.com

A Bad Day in Community Management

 

More Godawful Parenting Pics

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Teddy Bear USB Drive

via www.blogohblog.com

Child Dances with Whacky Inflatable Flailing Arm Tube Man

via i459.photobucket.com

Nerd, Geek, Dork, Dweeb Nexus

via www.buzzfeed.com

Cat Drinks from Sink

via www.indavideo.hu

Gangster Grandma

via mymomisafob.com

Do Not Rock

via mymomisafob.com

Doggy-Style Fries

Mom calls me asking what I want from In-N-Out Burgers.

Me: Can you get me the animal style fries?

thirty minutes later, mom comes home…

Mom: I asked for the doggy-style fries, but I think they ran out because they just started laughing.

via mymomisafob.com

Site suggested by tienh5.

Cat Sits on Owner's Head Whenever She Brushes Her Teeth

Human Cat Perch

Skynet's Facebook Status

Some days I pray for Skynet to become self-aware, because battling killer androids from the smoking rubble of civilization has to be better than this.

Skynet's updates:

- Killing all humans.
- Killing all humans.
- Watching Jr Mint Seinfeld episode. LOL! No, is joke for crush spirit of remaining humans (which I am killing).
- Killing all humns.
- Sorry, typo. Killing all humans.

via www.metafilter.com

Exercising With Cats

via www.youtube.com

Wal-Mart of the Damned

From http://peopleofwalmart.com/

Cat Too Fat To Scatch Ears

Store-Bought Pizza Nightmare

It's not delivery. It's a shithole:

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files/SarahsfirstPizza459904.jpg

The Onion's Coverage of Moon Landing 40 Years Ago

Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/54916?utm_source=a-section

Cat Sending Morse Code

Endcat Will End You

Seen on a Gawker post and then Google Image'd http://ettf.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/endcat.jpg

Cat Attacks From Suitcase Bunker

From http://www.thecutelist.com/comments/8t1gn/cat_in_a_suitcase/

When Dogs Twitter

http://holykaw.com/when-dogs-tweet via the also glorious http:/www.twitter.com/guykawasaki/

Parrot Attacks Harmless Bananas

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2466/3618386506_48d7467233_b.jpg

Least Macho Ice Cream Ever

http://homework4dummies.com/2009/06/11/not-a-manly-ice-cream-pic/

Redneck Engrish

http://imgur.com/ozmMH.jpg

Ultimate Palindrome

http://imgur.com/fYIIz.jpg

Donkey Scares Kid

http://xmb.stuffucanuse.com/xmb/viewthread.php?tid=4782

A Young Ice Cube's Dreams

http://imgbit.com/i580

Tree Frog Eats Christmas Light

http://circminxxx.blogspot.com/2009/04/tree-frog-christmas-light.html

Gang of Smurfs

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5484560/World-record-for-most-people-dressed-as-Smurfs-in-Swansea.html

People Wearing T-Shirts They Shouldn't Be Wearing

Full list: http://www.manofest.com/Galleries/Funny/40-People-Wearing-T-Shirts-They-Shouldn-t-Be-Wearing/40-People-Wearing-T-Shirts-They-Shouldn-t-Be-Wearing-266.html#joomimg

Ultimate Golf Swing

Passive Aggression from Your Neighbor's Wi-Fi

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=41066

Giant Shark Attacks Commercial Jet

From the same folks that changed SciFi to SyFy, a clip from Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus.

How to Keep the Cat Off the Counter

Using a sensor, a blender and a strobe light. Oh and a video camera to catch the fun.

http://www.plasma2002.com/blenderdefender/

Conan O'Brien's Backdrop is Super Mario

http://seriouslunch.blogspot.com/2009/06/conans-new-stage-looks-like-super-mario.html

Social Media Venn Diagram

From the delightful folks at Despair.com http://site.despair.com/socialmediatee/

Diagram: 'Oh Snap!'

From miz_ginevra.

Nedry-Cat Steals Jurassic Embryos

Part of a post about a guy modding his Jeep to look like a Jurassic Park Jeep.

Total Eclipse of the Heart (Literal Video Edition)

What if the lyrics were replaced with what was happening in the video?

Bad Seed Eyes Tasty Mommy-hand

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2006/01/cellogirl.jpg

Kitty Versus Bee, Bee Wins

Stung, yet triumphant. http://blog.ounodesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/beesting.jpg

Reddit readers then came up with:

 

Cat Grows Wings

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30967440/

Parenting Fail

http://failblog.org/2009/05/26/parenting-fail-10/

Cock Fruit Salad in Lite Syrup

http://www.flickr.com/photos/29403097@N04/3388342428/sizes/l/

How to Tell if Your Son is Gay (Yahoo Answers)

 http://brennn.tumblr.com/post/114600081/johnnyfive

Ultimate Party Machine

http://imgur.com/KSizQ.jpg

'The Spice Must Flow' Says Dune Cat

http://www.flickr.com/photos/wraithtdk/2791669297/sizes/o/