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How to Hug a Baby
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Jan 23, 2010 11:48:59 AM
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Wow. This took two things I hate: babies and hugging and managed to make them almost...
I HATE YOU.
Posted by: daisy | 01/25/2010 at 02:04 PM
If you can't hug the baby, you can still shave it: http://www.cutesexyfunnyawful.com/2009/12/you-can-shave-the-baby.html
Posted by: Andy Wibbels | 01/25/2010 at 04:45 PM